I thought better about writing this post.
The topic, after all, ranks right up there with politics and religion as far as what NOT to discuss with strangers.
But when have I ever worried about that?
Besides, my overarching writing mission/vision is to write words of hope for a hurting world.
And if perimenopause doesn’t hurt, I don’t know what does.
I said it.
In case you haven’t noticed…
…no. one. talks. about perimenopause. EVER.
But girlfriends, I’m shattering the silence. For better or for worse. Even if it makes my husband and three sons disown me. Even if it lets on to the fact that yes, I actually am MIDDLE-AGED. ***Gasp! I admitted it!*** (Special thanks to L’oreal for hiding my Pepe Le Pew-striped white hair roots for the last decade.)
I mean, my sons are 20, 19, and almost 17. I’m not fooling anyone anymore. (Why do we think we can–or even should? Also, who decided perimenopause needs to happen at the same time as empty-nesting? Come ON!)
So here’s the thing.
Here’s the reason I’m writing this blog post.
After two-plus years of struggling with my weight and mood swings and ultimately–the deciding factor–a period that lasted an entire MONTH, I called my OB-GYN. (I still have the phone number memorized from the 1990’s when I birthed three babies in four years.)
As if the office workers sensed my duress…
…they got me in for an appointment faster than a 38-weeker whose water just broke.
They drew labs. They ultrasounded my uterus and ovaries. They listened to me complain about how I’ve always been thin and able to eat whatever my 6’2″ husband and sons eat, but now all I can think of is Fat Amy when I look in the mirror despite regular weight lifting and hoofing it at the gym and losing 30 pounds only to regain it all in six months.
After it was all said and done, my doctor, the same, kind woman who quite literally saved the life of my first born during a precarious labor two decades prior, the one in whose eyes rises and sets sheer obstetrical and gynecological brilliance, she called me and said the labs show that I’m in perimenopause.
My problems of late are hormonal, she said.
I probably should just accept that my body is different than it used to be, she cajoled.
They could call in some progesterone to the pharmacy, she offered.
Being a nurse (aka the worst sort of patient EVER), I did what I tell all my patients NOT to do.
The conflicting advice and research and opinions about hormone replacement therapy sent me into a near-panic attack (and I’m near enough to those already).
I called my psychiatrist.
Would progesterone make me more crazy? Because I don’t need to mess with my head any more than it’s already messed up.
She said progesterone might help even out my moods.
Now there’s some incentive.
I messaged my girlfriends.
Some liked taking progesterone. Some didn’t. Some, the more scientific/research-leaning girls like myself, are scared to death of it.
Ultimately, because of my never-ending-period, I decided to give the progesterone a 10-day try to, as the nurse at the OB-GYN office said, “re-set my system.”
So far, it’s going *super*.
I’ve taken it for two days and all I can think about is how I’m going to either get a big, huge, nasty blood clot and die, or that I’m going to get breast cancer and die.
I told my husband I can’t.
He gently suggested that I need to give it more than a couple days.
(Bless his heart.)
In the meantime, I’m tired.
Tired of trying to look like my brain feels–like I’m still 25. Tired of trying to keep up with the women who are my age and somehow manage to still look 25 (mouth-breathers). Tired of being upset about being different than I’ve always been, and trying to figure out how to just be me gracefully in this ungraceful-feeling new body.
Enter a recent study of Ecclesiastes, that one, non-politically correct book of the Bible that says nothing we do matters or is new under the sun. But the same book of the Bible that suggests, in the meantime, we make the most out of our vaporous days and our unique purpose on this earth, for such a time as this.
Enter my Lord and Savior, who says that He knit and formed me, that He has a purpose and a hope for me, and who nowhere ever says that that purpose is weight or wrinkle or confidence or age dependent.
Enter the truth–God’s truth–that says I am beloved and I am His and that is enough.
And if you are reading this, He says
YOU are enough, too.
I’m not saying it’s easy. I’m not saying knowing and acknowledging these truths is an automatic embrace of the changes going on in my middle-aged body.
What I am saying is that I’m going to try.
I’m going to try to see myself like Jesus sees me, and not the world.
I’m going to try to embrace my new curves–not by letting myself go–but by doing the best I can with what I’ve got. (Except for during Girl Scout Cookie season. I think even Jesus will give me a pass on that.) And I’m going to try to appreciate…even celebrate…the fact that my curves are because I’ve birthed three beautiful boys and I’ve lived forty-something years and I work hard every day at what I do and if I have a little extra on board to show for it, then so be it.
Maybe, after all, I’ve earned the right to take up a little more space on this earth.
If you struggle with this, I’m quite sure you have earned that space too.
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